can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
