Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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