My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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