Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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