oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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