Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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