I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
