i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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