I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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