at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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