She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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