My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
