Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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