when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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