we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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