yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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