eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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