I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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