You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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