at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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