So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He better not be in your backpack
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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