did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
