To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So vagazzling was a success
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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