i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
