She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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