Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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