Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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