since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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