I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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