I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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