very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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