sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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