at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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