1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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