So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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