Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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