Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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