Fine. I'll sleep in my office
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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