Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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