dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think people are normalizing furries
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
