I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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