did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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