no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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