do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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