what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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