it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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