she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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