We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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