Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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