Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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